Road kill aside, shouldn’t we come across more creature corpses more often?
There are SO many birds and rodents alone. We should come across their dead on at least a weekly basis.
Have you ever seen a dead squirrel that wasn’t smashed into the asphalt? What about a pigeon that gave up the ghost without a windshield? How about a deer taking it’s dirtnap in the middle of a trail?
I surmise the following:
Wildlife doesn’t die unless by violence or disease. Which make critters undead or like the Eldar. Orrrrr they eat their dead.

Whoa. Vintage a classic Harvan here. Sausage induced rant. Complete with crazy spelling and side tracks into music. I think you nailed the landing here. But with Bjork and U2 in the mix I was looking for a little David Byrne. Glenmorangie – fine. Been a long while since we sipped some single malt. Damn I miss hanging with you.