You can design and build something like this for somebody:

Maui Sands – tactful, fast loading, lean but handsome – right? (all links are dead as the hull of the page is being hosted by me).

and then find out that they choose something like this instead:

The live Maui Sands Website

This is SUCH a fantastic case of how NOT to build a website that I don’t care that I might pump any traffic their way. Truthfully, I wish them the best of luck. They are going to need it.

Client, if you’re out there. I am still willing to provide you the website I designed and built you.