Where Are All The Critter Corpses

Road kill aside, shouldn’t we come across more creature corpses more often?

There are SO many birds and rodents alone. We should come across their dead on at least a weekly basis.

Have you ever seen a dead squirrel that wasn’t smashed into the asphalt? What about a pigeon that gave up the ghost without a windshield? How about a deer taking it’s dirtnap in the middle of a trail?

I surmise the following:

Wildlife doesn’t die unless by violence or disease. Which make critters undead or like the Eldar. Orrrrr they eat their dead.

One Response to “Where Are All The Critter Corpses”

  1. mike says:

    Whoa. Vintage a classic Harvan here. Sausage induced rant. Complete with crazy spelling and side tracks into music. I think you nailed the landing here. But with Bjork and U2 in the mix I was looking for a little David Byrne. Glenmorangie – fine. Been a long while since we sipped some single malt. Damn I miss hanging with you.

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